He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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