i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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