singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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