I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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