Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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