There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He better not be in your backpack
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Randomize
