You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Are my feet made of real feet?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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