Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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