Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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