Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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