I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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