I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
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are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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