what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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