this boner is exhausting
is this the sara with the beer cane?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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