Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Operation Purity has been aborted
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You need a sexual gate keeper
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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