Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
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It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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