Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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