im gay
i know
yea but for you.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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