Soap is not a condiment
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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