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i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear

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(440): View more from Ohio

Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it

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(862): View more from New Jersey

win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight

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(518): View more from New York

Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.

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(407): View more from Florida

Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.

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(541): View more from Oregon

She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.

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(818): View more from California

You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.

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