evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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