Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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