wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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