FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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