THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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