at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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