And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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