I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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