Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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