i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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