I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Is it penis luge time yet?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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