You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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