he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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