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(404): View more from Georgia

three words: i give head

(770): View more from Georgia

three words: not that well

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(440): View more from Ohio

he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.

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(647): View more from Ontario

47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.

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Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?

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(216): View more from Ohio

she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can

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(214): View more from Texas

My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you

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(613): View more from Ontario

On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it

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(512): View more from Texas

That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name

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