What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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