The best revenge is premature balding
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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