if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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