Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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