we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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