Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
not ubering you a puppy
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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