you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We just shotgunned beers for America
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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