as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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