I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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you didnt know i had herpes?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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