Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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