Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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