i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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