i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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