can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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