East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
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all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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