I forgot how hot balto sounded
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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