My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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