Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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