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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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