Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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